Middle Easterners Run For Bomb Shelters After Learning U.S. Suffering Oil Shortages | The Babylon Bee

MIDDLE EAST—Innocent civilians around the Middle East scrambled for their bomb shelters after hearing the news of a gasoline crisis in the United States.

“They’re running out of gasoline? We’re in danger! Ruuuun!!!” shouted one man in Syria as he grabbed his wife’s hand and urged his kids to run into their bomb shelter. Built during the Obama administration, the shelter saved their lives more than a few times. Though it wasn’t used as much during the Trump administration, the shelter has started to come in handy more now that Biden is in office.

And they couldn’t be more thankful to have the underground shelter now that the U.S. is having gasoline distribution problems.

“Every time we catch a whiff of any kind of oil, gasoline, or other fuel problems in the U.S., we sound the alarm in our little village,” said another man in Iran. “It’s the smart thing to do — you can’t be too careful. Yes, we’re glad that a woman of color is finally in the White House, and we’re really proud of that kind of progress. But a bomb is a bomb, and we can’t take our chances.”

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Source: Middle Easterners Run For Bomb Shelters After Learning U.S. Suffering Oil Shortages

Nation Wishes Someone Would Have Warned Them About Dangers Of Unchecked Government Power | The Babylon Bee


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U.S.—Concerned citizens from all over the nation were really pitying their unfortunate lot in life that not a single individual in recent memory had risen up to warn them about the dangers of unchecked government power amid reports of gas shortages, rapidly rising prices on just about everything, and everyone in power lecturing them about pronouns and face coverings every day.

“Oh! Woe is us,” exclaimed one man waiting in an hour-long queue at a gasoline station so he could fill up grocery bags with the scarce fuel. “How did it ever come to this without even one person warning us about what would happen?”

“It’s like our government officials just did whatever they felt like doing with no regard to the Constitution and now we’re in a big mess and no one even bothered to warn us,” mourned another citizen.

“If someone had run for office warning about all these things, I would have definitely voted for that guy,” declared one woman who had lost her business and was now waiting in line to fill up her plastic bags too. “Even if he wasn’t the most charismatic or smooth-talking of the bunch. We just needed an honest guy to come around, like a sweet grandpa, and I don’t know, maybe if this honest grandpa tried to explain basic economics, obscure monetary policy, and the Constitution, and we all voted for him, maybe we’d all be better off right now. How crazy that in a country as big as ours, no one like that ever ran for office?”

At publishing time, the world continued to seem like it was on fire and it’s really a shame that no one ever warned about any of this beforehand.

Source: Nation Wishes Someone Would Have Warned Them About Dangers Of Unchecked Government Power

Considering the ‘Covid’ Lie: This Is No time for Diplomacy, It Is a Time for Truth – Gary D. Barnett | LewRockwell.com

“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”

~ H.L. Mencken, Prejudices: First Series

While diplomacy may be thought of as a noble act, it rarely works, and even less so concerning any collective effort. In addition, it can never be achieved when dealing with any governing body. Diplomacy is meant for individuals in order to structure cooperation and calm in daily life, commerce, and society. Nation states can only attempt to be diplomatic if the people themselves fully agree with the terms. This is never the case. … Continue reading →

Source: Considering the ‘Covid’ Lie: This Is No time for Diplomacy, It Is a Time for Truth – LewRockwell

The Conditioning and Behavioral Control of Americans Is Firmly in Place – garydbarnett.com

By: Gary D. Barnett

“This Power Elite directly employs several millions of the country´s working force in its factories, offices and stores, controls many millions more by lending them the money to buy its products, and, through its ownership of the media of mass communication, influences the thoughts, the feelings and the actions of virtually everybody. To parody the words of W. Churchill, never have so many been manipulated so much by so few.”

~ Aldous Huxley, Robert S. Baker, James Sexton (2002). “Complete Essays: 1956-1963, and supplement, 1920-1948”, Ivan R. Dee Publisher

Huxley’s take on the control mechanisms present many decades ago were correct, but currently in this country alone, there are hundreds of millions that are under the spell of conditioning, indoctrination, and manipulation by the very few. It takes little effort or imagination in today’s environment to see just how weak and controlled are the American people, as they don masks, close their businesses, abandon family, tattle on their neighbors, adhere to all orders given them, and idly watch as their lives are at once controlled and destroyed in open sight. This is all happening for the sake of a fraud based on needless fear.

The initial step of this ‘pandemic’ plot was to test whether or not the people at large would comply with any number of idiotic and blatantly preposterous orders from above. Almost immediately, it became obvious that this population could be fooled into almost anything simply due to fear of a manufactured lie. They were ripe for takeover, and were willing to do whatever they were told, and this state of mind has changed little over the past fifteen months of physiological and psychological terror at the hands of the controlling class.

The governing aspect of this plot against the people has been guided by the top tier of power and enforced by the political class. The corrupt and dishonest medical and scientific ‘communities’ that long ago partnered with the state players, have been used to add feigned legitimacy to a completely illegitimate and immoral operation. The pharmacological element of this public exploitation has been very useful to the ‘elite’ powers’ plan, and is proving to be the most deadly, as what is falsely called a ‘vaccine’ has been according to the CDC, administered to over 152 million people, with over 114 million receiving at least two shots. These poisonous injections have now been taken by 45% of the population, and this will likely lead to continuous sickness and mass fatalities in the future.

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Source: The Conditioning and Behavioral Control of Americans Is Firmly in Place – garydbarnett.com